That's the sort of serious person we need in charge of foreign policy.

He's already obliterated Iran in his mind; now he's just waiting for reality to catch up...

John McCain must be thinking about the Parthian Empire which ranged from the Eastern half of Iraq to the Western half of Pakistan.

I support a president who will take a hard line against a 2000 year old dead empire.

John McCain: friend to hard-working Americans; enemy to Hittites, Assyrians, Babylonians and Parthians.

Right, this caused me to totally lose my phalanx formation and drop my sarissas all over the place.

Nice work.

I hear McCain's immigration policy is still focusing on building a fence to prevent illegals crossing the U.S./Morroccan border from the Paleozoic era Pangaean supercontinent.

I hear this, too.

And it deeply worries me.

See, if he's all tied up with that, can he properly handle the Carthaginian Threat???

But what is he planning to do about all the illegals sneaking through the fence that separates the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies? Goddamn furriners.

I can't wait for the other shoes to drop. He's bound to confuse Ireland with Iran and/or Iraq at one point. Or maybe the IRA with IRAn and/or IRAq.